"GARFIELD On The Oil Chrisis"

YOU GOTTA LOVE GARFIELD 'S EXPLANATION

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.

Nobody bothered to check the oil.

We just didn't know we were getting low.

The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in:
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Alaska
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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Coastal Alabama
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Coastal Mississippi
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Coastal Texas
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
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and
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Texas.
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BUT Our dipsticks are located in DC....

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Any Questions?