ui7 Maxine's New Boyfriends

I am seeing 5 gentlemen (give or take) every day !.

As soon as I wake up, 'Will Power' helps me get out of bed.

Then I go to see 'John'.

Then 'Charlie Horse' comes along, & when he's here, he takes up a lot of my time & attention.

When he leaves, 'Arthur Ritis' shows up & stays the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long so he takes me from joint to joint.
After such a busy day, I'm really tired & very glad to go to bed with 'Ben Gay'.
What a life!
Oh, yes, I'm also flirting with 'Al Zymer',
Or whatever his name is. I forget!

and I'm thinking of calling 'JACK DANIELS', 'JIM BEAM', 'JOSE CUERVO' & 'JOHNNY WALKER' to come over and keep me company.

Now remember: Life is like a roll of toilet paper.....
the closer it gets to the end, the faster it goes.
So have fun, think 'good thoughts' only,
learn to laugh at yourself,
and 'count your blessings.