Little Johnny On Salesmanship

The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something,

then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off.
"I sold Girl Scout cookies and I made $30" she said proudly.

"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit.
I credit that approach for my obvious success."

"Very good", said the teacher. Little Debbie was next.
"I sold magazines," she said. "I made $45.

I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."

"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.
Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom
and dumped a box full of cash on the teacher's desk.

"$2,467,” he said.
"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"

"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"Toothbrushes", echoed the teacher.

"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"

"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny.
"I set up a Dip & Chip stand and I gave everybody who walked by a free sample.

" They all said the same thing; "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
I would say, "It is dog shit. Wanna buy a toothbrush?"

Over the years there were a lot of Little Johnny Jokes
some clean some dirty and some better than others
but this one tops them all.

"I used the Bernie Sanders method of giving you some crap,
dressing it up so it looks good, telling you it's free,
and then making you pay to get the bad taste out of your mouth."

If you want, there are many more on the internet and some at https://humoropedia.com/little-johnny-jokes/