Little Johnny On Salesmanship
The kids filed into class Monday morning. They were all very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something,
then give a talk on salesmanship. Little Sally led off.
"My sales approach was to appeal to the customer's civil spirit.
"Very good", said the teacher. Little Debbie was next.
I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them up on current events."
"Very good, Debbie", said the teacher.
The teacher held her breath. Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom
"$2,467,” he said.
"Toothbrushes", said Little Johnny.
"How could you possibly sell enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town", said Little Johnny.
" They all said the same thing; "Hey, this tastes like dog shit!"
Over the years there were a lot of Little Johnny Jokes
"I used the Bernie Sanders method of giving you some crap,
If you want, there are many more on the internet and some at https://humoropedia.com/little-johnny-jokes/