|The woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed
to be far too qualified for the job; given her liberal arts degree from
the University of Michigan and her jobs as a social worker and
The foreman frowned and said, "I have to ask you this: "Have you had any actual experience in picking lemons?"
"Well, as a matter of fact, I have!" "I've been divorced three times, owned 2 Chryslers, and I voted for Obama."