'Pick me up.'
He looked around and couldn't see any one. He thought he was dreaming when he
He looked in the water and there, floating on the top, was a frog.
The fisherman said, 'Are you talking to me?'
The frog said, 'Yes, I'm talking to you. Pick me up then, kiss me and I'll turn into
I'll make sure that all your friends are envious because I will be your bride!'
The man looked at the frog for a short time, reached over, picked it up carefully, and
Then the frog said, 'What, are you nuts? Didn't you hear what I said? I said kiss
He opened his pocket, looked at the frog and said,
'Nah, at my age I'd rather have a talking frog.'