|George Bush, Queen Elizabeth, and Vladimir Putin all die and go to hell. |
While there, they spy a red phone and ask what the phone is for.
The devil tells them it is for calling back to Earth.
Putin asks to call Russia and talks for 5 minutes.
Next Queen Elizabeth calls England and talks for 30 minutes.
Finally George Bush gets his turn and talks for 4 hours.
When Putin hears this he goes ballistic and asks the devil why Bush got to call the USA so cheaply.
The devil smiles and replies,